But sometimes I can't help myself. Last fall at Trade Days, I approached two cute girls on the back of a pickup selling corn so I asked, "How much is your maize?" To which one of them replied, "The corn is $3.00 per doezen." I said , "Fine, but how much is your maize?" The girl again replied, "The corn is $3.00 per dozen, but if you insist on calling it maize, then it's $3.50 per dozen".
I got a smile out of both girls but after I bought the CORN I walked away with this feeling that I had been shot down in flames. My wife just laughed at me as usual.
I got a smile out of both girls but after I bought the CORN I walked away with this feeling that I had been shot down in flames. My wife just laughed at me as usual.
