[immortal13]

I've got a good friend that absolutely loves my bike. The other day he was over and looking at my bike in the driveway and said, "man, your bike it so freaking awesome I just wanna rub my pecker on it."

I laughed my ass off and said man please don't ever do that, or at least don't ever tell me if you do lol.

 

[jproos]

You best wash it after he leaves!

 

[kraaazymike]

You best wash it after he leaves!

Im sure his buddy would gladly provide some "special soap".

 

[canyon1]

Make sure the engine is cooled down a little before he engages it with his pecker; Otherwise you'll have pecker skin on your engine. :

 

[strykenshane]

just dam!

 

[Skwerlee]

You best wash it after he leaves!

Im sure his buddy would gladly provide some "special soap".

wax on wax off!!

 

[Guest]

Whoever it was, I would tell him we weren't good enough friends for anything like that. Maybe if his woman was good enough looking, she could come rub something on it.

 

[immortal13]

Lol...he said my bike was that sexy.

I've tried to talk him into getting a bike to ride with me, but he said I would get pissed at him because he would get one exactly like mine.

 

[Guest]

Lol...he said my bike was that sexy.

I've tried to talk him into getting a bike to ride with me, but he said I would get pissed at him because he would get one exactly like mine.

Oh, I understood you. I don't have any male friends that I would let rub their body parts on my bike. I know more than a few women I would let do that though.

Just tell him to get a different color bike and all would be good!

 

[JRRKAR]

That's just wrong on every level!

 

[perogies]

That is not natural.

 

[immortal13]

Lol...he said my bike was that sexy.

I've tried to talk him into getting a bike to ride with me, but he said I would get pissed at him because he would get one exactly like mine.

Oh, I understood you. I don't have any male friends that I would let rub their body parts on my bike. I know more than a few women I would let do that though.

Just tell him to get a different color bike and all would be good!

It was just a funny remark....you know like a joke. Ok nevermind

 

[snowman68]

You best wash it after he leaves!

Im sure his buddy would gladly provide some "special soap".

wax on wax off!!

Sounds his buddy wax off to it the way it sounds

 

[Guest]

Lol...he said my bike was that sexy.

I've tried to talk him into getting a bike to ride with me, but he said I would get pissed at him because he would get one exactly like mine.

Oh, I understood you. I don't have any male friends that I would let rub their body parts on my bike. I know more than a few women I would let do that though.

Just tell him to get a different color bike and all would be good!

It was just a funny remark....you know like a joke. Ok nevermind

Well, I would certainly hope it was a joke!

 

[dreadly]

That's just wrong on every level!

yep

 

[gator8]

Its ok to love my bike...but its not ok to "LOVE" my bike...woah that's just not right...don't ask dont tell I suppose.

 

[Skwerlee]

If anyone’s gonna be fornicatin’ with my bike it's gonna be me dad-gummit!