Give immortal a break. He's a longhorn. Reading is a higher level skill most t.u. graduates don't master. JK immortal. 
TOUCHÉ. I have to say I laughed out loud.If I were an aggie, I would've just run the wires through the wheel spokes
I'm sure there's one out there right now trying to drag his guns across their monitor trying to figure why the touch screen on his PC doesn't work.oh geez we just need a red raider to jump in this fracas